After being called shit by the Australian people, the Australian Film Industry today responded saying: “NO, YOU’RE SHIT”.

The Australian Film Industry then seen on CCTV running and crying to the government film funding body Screen Australia, where it told the Australian Film Industry to “not to listen to those bullies..” and was then given an ice-cream.

The Australian people then called the industry a “Mamma’s boy” making it cry once again.

Screen Australia consulted with the Australian government after arriving home from work about the incident but leaked documents revealed that the Government simply ignored the matters.