You’re out at the cross and there are not an adequate amount of females around you, nor are enough males mirin. Drastic action must be taken.

1. SWITCH YOUR NIKE TN’S FROM STUN…

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To kill.

2. ACQUIRE A VULNERABLE TARGET, UNLIKELY TO RETALIATE.

3.  Punch it.

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4. BE REMINDED OF YOUR ABUSIVE FATHER.

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An intense rage washes over you. You begin to pound exponentially harder. Other alpha males are impressed with your display of dominance.

5. UNKOWNINGLY ACT OUT TRAUMATIC CHILD-HOOD EVENTS.

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 “YOU’RE USELESS, YOU’RE A USELESS BOY… YOU’LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!” You were 6 years old, so naive, he was meant to be there for you.

6. CANDIDLY DISCUSS YOUR UPBRINGING WHILE LAYING INTO THE CUNT. IT FEELS GOOD TO TALK ABOUT IT.

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You’re crying. You cannot contain your emotion.

7. STARE AT YOUR BLOODIED KNUCKLES.

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You fall to your knees. What have you become?

8. AS THE RAIN STARTS TO FALL, YOU WRAP YOUR ARMS AROUND EACH OTHER. YOU’RE BEGGING FORGIVENESS. YOUR VICTIM UNDERSTANDS, HE KNOWS WHAT IT’S LIKE TO NEED TO BE LOVED. YOUR LIPS LOCK. THE CAMERA ZOOMS OUT SLOWLY, THE RAIN GETS HEAVIER, WASHING AWAY THE BLOOD, HIDING THE TEARS. YOU TEAR OFF YOUR ED HARDY TEE, YOU’VE NEVER WANTED ANYONE SO BADLY. HEY THERE DELILAH PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND, FADE TO SHOT OF LAST TRAIN LEAVING KING’S CROSS STATION.

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